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Bloody Crumpet

When you give a girl oral when she's on her period.
Guy 1: Damn, I had to give my girl head last night, but she's on her period!
Guy 2: So it was a bloody crumpet?
by cityondown123426 June 2, 2008
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Bloody Vagina

a cocktail similar to a bloody marry, but made with wine instead.
bar tender: what do you want?

tom: ill have a Bloody Marry

bar tender: were outta vodka.

tom: then make it a Bloody Vagina
by rancidbeef54 April 9, 2010
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The bloody screw

Its where you put a screw between your index and middle finger and blast the back of a girls vagina
I gave the misses the bloody screw last night
by zBulldogg May 28, 2019
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bloody blossom

"Dude I went to take a piss in the unisex restroom and there was a bloody blossom floating in it."
by DORMAR May 12, 2016
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Bloody Badger

Nick Cummins' new nickname after he dumps all the Bachelorette's on the 2018 season of The Bachelor Australia.
Well bugger me gently, that Bloody Badger let all those good lookin' roosters go!
by Aussiebloke80 October 4, 2018
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bloody slingshot

When your on the rag but in the mood and you snatch the tampon out and don't care where it ends up!
I needed to get in there so I pulled the bloody slingshot!
by Rijay August 10, 2017
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Bloody Block

When a female blocks you on social media over something that would normally be normal conversation, but she’s on her period and thinks the world owes her something.
Bob made a knock knock joke to Jen and she bloody blocked him over it
by Shane Germelli September 15, 2021
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