November 29

November 29th, the day that you have to give a girl your hoodie and make them smile

boy : it’s November 29th
girl: yeah, give me ur hoodie.
boy : * gives hoodie *
girl : awww * now filled with happiness *

by ihaveapig November 14, 2023

December 29

Send your boyfriend a booty pic day!

On this day, it’s suggested that all girlfriends send their boyfriends a booty pic - to help them get through the day, of course.

“What’s today’s date?”
“December 29th”
“Really? I almost forgot to send my boyfriend a pic!”

by An anonymous, loving boyfriend December 29, 2023

December 29

December 29th is national send your gf/bf a pic in underwear of the top or bottom or both, it’s the partners choice

“hey love it’s December 29 today, where’s my pic?”

by writer505 December 29, 2023

August 29

The day when the worst stinkiest smelliest fat people are born

August 29 is stink

by ihykan January 16, 2024

February 29

International racism day! free n-word passes for 24 hours

Guy 1: How is it going nigga.
Guy 2: You can't say that! It's even black history month!
Guy 1: chill it's February 29th.
Guy 2: And?
Guy 1: You see on February 29th Saint nigguals gives free n-word passes for all the good boys who havent done a racism in the past 4 years.
Guy 2: Oh great so I still can't say it
Guy 1: Why tho?
Guy 2: You know why you stupid ni

by Amongus the sussy January 17, 2024

Janurary 29

Janurary 29 is confess your feelings for your crush day

Janurary 29 is National confess your feelings for your crush

by Janurary 29! January 29, 2024

Person 29

The keeper of The Box. The Box is a theoretical concept structure that contains all matter, logic, information, and everything that has ever and will ever exist. Technically the box does not have a size as it is infinite, but Person 29 is there to make sure that The Box does not collapse, potentially ending one of the universes The Persons are in.

Person 1: You ever think there’s something bigger than our universe?
Person 2: nigga are you fr

Person 29: being in the nothing sure is boring

by unused username February 8, 2024