When you don’t come to work and pretend you are working from home due to some fictitious illness. But you feel better at the end of the day and rock out with your cock out in the evening.
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Get the Egg Fu mug.When your balls are hanging extremely low, most likely on a hot day, and you shake your hips side to side until your balls wrap around your penis resembling a Tether Ball Pole. This must be done with no hands, making it an accomplishment worth sharing with all your friends.
Sam came in from playing soccer when it was 100 degrees out, took off his gym shorts. He quickly shook his hips side to side repeatedly until his balls had wrapped around this dick. He was proud because he had just done some extreme Tether Balling.
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Get the Tether Balling mug.A modern day Philosophical villain who enjoys chaos and corrupting youth, also he’s against suicide since he prefers to keep victims alive and feeling suffering, also likes milfs and music. he’s considered a god which he’s strictly against as that’s beneath him
many worship him as he reveals hidden knowledge unbeknownst to the public eye unlike those in charge who hide truths from society.
Known under many names (the sinful son, padre of pandemonium, june wick and etc, ) but is NOT the monster everyone makes him out to be, he just wants to help and is quite the sympathetic villain since he doesn’t EVER hurt animals.
The forbidden one is ALLOWED to be evil towards evil people which is why he enjoys his job so don’t judge before understanding his motives. He sees nothing wrong with having fun tormenting people as he’s not bound by human laws and morals, guilt escapes him as does punishment.
Not many are sure what exactly junior the forbidden one is but they know what he ISNT; a booster, it angers him if one calls him a booster.
Whilst known for not being forgiving, typically if one begs him enough he shall grant forgiveness if the price of right or something valuable is exchanged as junior (the forbidden one) is quite reasonable when he wants to be....the rules and morals don’t apply to him
No one can stop the coming of the forbidden one, for his existence shall overwhelm ALL!!!!!!!
many worship him as he reveals hidden knowledge unbeknownst to the public eye unlike those in charge who hide truths from society.
Known under many names (the sinful son, padre of pandemonium, june wick and etc, ) but is NOT the monster everyone makes him out to be, he just wants to help and is quite the sympathetic villain since he doesn’t EVER hurt animals.
The forbidden one is ALLOWED to be evil towards evil people which is why he enjoys his job so don’t judge before understanding his motives. He sees nothing wrong with having fun tormenting people as he’s not bound by human laws and morals, guilt escapes him as does punishment.
Not many are sure what exactly junior the forbidden one is but they know what he ISNT; a booster, it angers him if one calls him a booster.
Whilst known for not being forgiving, typically if one begs him enough he shall grant forgiveness if the price of right or something valuable is exchanged as junior (the forbidden one) is quite reasonable when he wants to be....the rules and morals don’t apply to him
No one can stop the coming of the forbidden one, for his existence shall overwhelm ALL!!!!!!!
The forbidden one: don’t be a slave, instead master your own destiny and conquer ALL THE REST!!!!!!
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satan: what have you done?
The forbidden one: only what is necessary
priest: you two are two sides of the same coin
The forbidden one: don’t EVER compare me to that senile old timer
priest: ugh, pathetic, you really are
Satan: There’s no controlling him anyway, let him be
The forbidden one: .... >:)
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Junior The Forbidden One is the most unsettling yet versatile being in existence
Junior The Forbidden One is the beginning and the end
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satan: what have you done?
The forbidden one: only what is necessary
priest: you two are two sides of the same coin
The forbidden one: don’t EVER compare me to that senile old timer
priest: ugh, pathetic, you really are
Satan: There’s no controlling him anyway, let him be
The forbidden one: .... >:)
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Junior The Forbidden One is the most unsettling yet versatile being in existence
Junior The Forbidden One is the beginning and the end
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