Bedazzled Cupcake

When you're doing a fat chick and you pull out and nut on her muffin top

Dude, I pulled out and gave her a bedazzled cupcake!

by 4bri-bri March 2, 2010

Meatloaf Cupcake

A delicious mini meatloaf snuggly nestled in a cupcake tin, with creamy mashed potatoes piped on top for frosting. Your whole family will love it.

We're going to surprise that vegetarian Amy for her birthday by making some meatloaf cupcakes.

by visarts September 8, 2013

Chocolate Cupcake

When a man poops in a toilet then proceeds to ejaculate on the poop. This Frosting the Chocolate Cupcake.

My day just doesn't feel right if I skip my morning chocolate cupcake.

by thewalrus April 8, 2017

smell the cupcake

when someone is getting head, and just as they finish they jam their schlong into the givers sniffer and blow their load up her nose

man, last night i totally made this chick smell the cupcake

by Raymond jenkins01 March 2, 2011

melted cupcake

When someone shits on your driveway on a hot summer day and leaves it there

Not only did that kid piss on my lawn but he left a melted cupcake

by qfx8001 June 3, 2005

freedom cupcake

Freedom can be described as political or national indipendance. You can't be a freedom freak, you have to share your cupcakes with the gays, and the lesbians, and the african americans.

"Freedom is not just one cupcake,
Freedom is a whole sea of cupcakes."

-Bob Reintgen on Freedom Cupcakes

by Senior History 2007 November 26, 2006

stud cupcake

stud cupcake: noun, a gay man who is unusually adept at getting the penis similar to stud muffin who is straight

Alex is a stud cupcake last night he was at DU and wound up grinding with 10 football players. He later went home and instead of sexiling his roomat he invited him in intercourse with two linebackers he brought home. Although he was a staunch Republican and a straight male, Alex's being a stud cupcake seduced him with mere bat of his eyelashes and caress of his hair.

by ballin69allthetime November 29, 2006