red riot

A literal cinnamon roll who can and will kill you if you offend his angry Pomeranian. So don’t.

Wow that guy is so manly he must be red riot!

by Weeboroki May 25, 2020

red or blue

To ask if someone wants to do something. To find out if someone is willing to help with a task. Matrix slang.

"So, about the plan, are you red or blue on this?"

by Headexpl0dy October 17, 2007

Red Panda

One of the most goddamn cute animals ever and yet no one gives 2 shits about it because its endangered.

Person 1: yo, you here about the red pandas that are dying out.
Person 2: a fucking wut

by Flippity-Flops December 23, 2018

red tide

A euphemism for a women's menstration.

Don't eat clams during the red tide.

by Chesty LaRue October 30, 2003

Red Bull

Chuck Norris' urine.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

by chuck "fucking" norris December 28, 2005

Red Harrison

A sexual act - When a vampire jizzes on a fish's mouth and a Wookie uses the fish to wank you off.

Tracy, "To celebrate my EGOT, I'm gonna have myself a Red Harrison"

Kenneth, "What's that Mr. Jordan"

Tracy, "K: you fish out the trout in my tank and pleasure yourself on it's mouf. Grizz, you take the fish when Kenneth's done and give it to the dancer with the extra finger. Dotcom, you stick these Cinnabon's on your head and stand in the corner and look jealous while I use my black pole to catch Roshanicka's fish."

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"At the high dollar night club, Nosferatu relieved himself on the trout's mouth and tossed it to the chained Wookie so he could begin work on the new customers"

by AstronaughtMikeDexter January 2, 2012

Choice Red

A New Zealand brand of cigarettes that are cheap. $17.50; they taste very disgusting and are made of cheap tobacco. Smoked only by teenagers, social smokers and people who cant' afford decent cigs. The filters deform and the tobacco tastes chemical.

Mike: *Pulls out a pack of choice red* Bro want a smoke

Josh: Nah bro, that shit is nasty. *pulls out marlboro reds* here bro, take one and throw that shit away.

by NzThug1995 September 10, 2016