Wisconsin Ranch Hand

When a girl gives you a handjob with ranch dressing.

We use ranch dressing for two things in the Midwest. Cheese curds, and a Wisconsin ranch hand.

by Cheesehead McGubbins January 21, 2022

Hand-to-Face

When you stretch so good you slap someone in the face.

This one time i stretched so hard I gave her a hand-to-face (slap)

by Reediculous13 November 19, 2018

Phantom hands

DORIAN HAVILLARD

“Manon is a lucky girl”
Because of the Phantom hands

by 🐒 December 29, 2020

Dropping hands

To get in a fight

That guy is going to make me start dropping hands

by Scp6000live April 11, 2024

Preacher's Hands

Often manicured, clean, soft, and free of scars, callouses, or any other evidence of actual labor, preacher's hands indicate a life of idle preaching.

"That Habitat for Humanity recruiter was full of shit. How can he claim to build anything? He's got total preacher's hands."

"My boss says he knows how to fix a car, but have you seen his preacher's hands? The only fixing he can do is with a credit card."

by Charmingly Grouchy June 29, 2010

Sinful Hand

The hand that you use to jerk off

Last night I jerked off with my right hand known as my sinful hand :D

by fungboi January 23, 2023

Washing hands

Old people having sex

Are they still washing hands.

by GreenLife23 April 27, 2010