by Eyespooncurse March 06, 2021
A condition also known as strabismus in which the eyes are not properly aligned with each other. It typically involves a lack of coordination between the eye muscles which prevents bringing the gaze of each eye to the same point in space.
by tcjohnson July 06, 2012
The eyes you make when getting your picture taken and your friend says “show me your fuck me eyes”, but you had been drinking a lot and misheard so you thought they said “show me your Facebook eyes”.
by Beexman May 07, 2022
When the eyes point outward, and the sidewalks come to fruition, you know you're having a Darryl Moment. Living at the New York City Tenement Museum, Darryl can't see the middle. If asked if he sees the glass half full or half empty, he says "What glass, I don't see shit!"
by pornchub February 08, 2017
Selena: "I cant believe I just caught Samuel cheating on me!"
Julia: "OMG! you should confront him, what a jerk!"
Selena: "Samuel, who tf is Vanessa??!"
Samuel: "What?? I don't know a Vanessa, calm down-"
Selena and Julia: "YUH TOO DRY EYE!!!"
Julia: "OMG! you should confront him, what a jerk!"
Selena: "Samuel, who tf is Vanessa??!"
Samuel: "What?? I don't know a Vanessa, calm down-"
Selena and Julia: "YUH TOO DRY EYE!!!"
by iamnotarealllrat January 25, 2025
by iamnotarealllrat January 25, 2025
Pretending to be inconvenienced by being overpriveleged
Flying private is such a bother (fake eye roll)
My Rolex collection is so last week (fake eye roll)
Looking after my investment portfolio is so stressful (fake eye roll)
Being a weatlty beautiful toned blonde isn’t all it’s cracked up to be (Uber fake eye roll)
My Rolex collection is so last week (fake eye roll)
Looking after my investment portfolio is so stressful (fake eye roll)
Being a weatlty beautiful toned blonde isn’t all it’s cracked up to be (Uber fake eye roll)
by fuzzybuzzz January 30, 2019