RA John

The most BANGIN RA. a man who takes his job seriously during the week (sometimes). He also will help you when you are sad, stressed, or need a good laugh. Most commonly spotted in a maid dress, getting schmacked on a Thursday. When you see an RA John, you need to stop and tell him in a commanding voice, "John. John I have sex. I have SEX John." When other RA's see him, they know they will never be like him.

Resident: "Oh man I hope I get an RA John next semester."
RA John: "There's only one RA John."

by Ninja hunter 234 December 9, 2021

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John Adams Day

John Adams Day is a day to celebrate anyone who goes by the name of John Adams. The day is January 1st.

I told my work I wouldn’t be able to come in today since it is John Adams Day.

by Joseph handman December 9, 2020

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John Day

John Day is a celebration that occurs every October 30th from 9:00 AM to midnight. This celebration tends to be celebrated by going out to eat in a group of 3-4 people including someone named John and pulling good-natured practical jokes on the John in your group. To those who celebrate John Day it is considered to be the most entertaining time of year.

I can't believe it's finally John Day! Where should we go for dinner?

by Dayman76 December 29, 2015

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John

A John is the coolest guy in the world that no other people can even think of wanting to be.

Ryleigh: "Damn John is so much cooler than me"
Everyone: "We know"

by Jordan-Sparks January 13, 2019

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Charlie John Scott

He is a world renowned rapist with his numbers in double digits. Victims include Caitlin,Hannah,Beth,Mollie,Freya to name a few and also has gained a raging obsession with Lucy Chester, Oscar Woodburn, Josh Tubman and Reg Goodwin.

The Rapist Charlie John Scott captured another victim

by Lucy Chester November 8, 2022

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