Snapping One Off

the act of male masturbation

if he is in the shower for more than 10 minutes, he is probably snapping one off.

by cliff edwards September 10, 2008

Jack off Jill

An apparently "girly" band that was awesome, but I am a fan and I am a male. Anyway, they were a Gothic Alternative Rock band was made up of mostly females. They broke up in late 2000 because of PMS problems or something. They have a music video of My Cat. And the former lead singer Jessicka formed another band in 2001 called Scarling, which is pretty good.

Jack Off Jill has the most hilarious band name.

by Prince Leviticus October 19, 2004

chili cook off

A sexual maneuver in which three males each take a shit, and give them to a single female as a gift. She then tastes all three of the specimens. The person's shit she likes best she has sex with, next best she gives a blow job too, and the unlucky loser has to finish the rest of the shit.

Man, Eric sure got the wrong end of the chili cook off last night.

by Arnold Palmer Half and Half March 30, 2009

Jack someone off

To give someone a hand job

Would you ever jack someone off?

by Definitions??? September 24, 2016

off for even a chinese

adjective. Describes a type of person that is quite eccentric and unique, but in a negative way. This expression is in reference to the strange customs of Chinese Americans that fail to assimilate into the American culture. eg. 1. they pick their noses in public. 2. They attempt to take as many free things as their pockets/purses will fit, with their heads down, because they know that it's still wrong to take free things in those quantities. 3. They have no regard for the fellow man.
This expression describes a person that is so out there, that they actually make a Chinese person seem normal, with all the negative assumptions in mind.

WTF? is he actually using a coupon at the $0.99 store? That's off for even a chinese!!!

by niggman star33 October 5, 2011

Off a stick

Someone who says dumb shit or does dumb shit

Jamal says "New York is a country"

Tyrone replied " My nigga you off a stick"

by Jimbo the Negro August 11, 2016

Bag Off

To Bag Off - To request change given be discarded into a charity box or other some such item.

Barman: Here's your change sir/miss.
You: Just Bag Off please.

by Vitharr September 18, 2018