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Jimmy that John

when a direct object (the john) enters another object or space (the jimmy). inspired by the sandwich chain in which the sandwich is the john and the wrapper is the jimmy. this applies to any situation in which something enters a place of any sort. this is a grammatical/philosophical concept.
“i really jimmed this john”
“im gonna jimmy that john” (put something somewhere)

“the book is the jimmy the john is the story

“the mouth is the jimmy the food is the john”
“if you spend your whole life jimmying other johns will you ever get your john jimmied”
by thejohner May 16, 2025
mugGet the Jimmy that Johnmug.

john shot

A photo of oneself seated upon the toilet, presumably in the act of defecating.
"I asked her for a nude and she totally sent me a john shot. wtf bruh"
by squidlust69 September 25, 2020
mugGet the john shotmug.

John-Thomas

Damn that guy John-Thomas is a beast
by BBCbloxxer January 9, 2022
mugGet the John-Thomasmug.

john frommont

A famous sexy model who writes people's wills
Yo John Frommont is over there, lemme get an autograph
by Joanne Simonsbath October 5, 2021
mugGet the john frommontmug.

John:

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!
What will the name of this young man be?
Your name is JOHN: As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of CAKES are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES. You like to program computers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN. You also like to play GAMES sometimes.
by Utter_Lozer October 9, 2024
mugGet the John:mug.

John Wicked

To cut somebody out of your life, as in ‘excommunicado’ in the John Wick movie series.
You cut that guy you were dating off, John Wicked him.
by anonymous August 5, 2024
mugGet the John Wickedmug.

John

He is the definition of toxic masculinity

Sorry if your uncles name is John
John is a nice guy with a bad past, John needs to form some self love 🐶 😇😇😇
by Lightswitch1200 November 2, 2021
mugGet the Johnmug.

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