Poop Slap

When you shit on your hand and proceed to slap the shit outta someone

Did you hear? Bob and John got into a fight yesterday. John ended up getting Poop Slapped and he died.

by Shartalicious Baddie February 1, 2022

Poop Palmer

(noun) A person who shits into their palm in the shower, and then throws their shit to the toilet like they're making a 3 pointer.

Person A: Hey, have you talked to Gregory lately?

Person B: No I heard he's a poop palmer.

by bowlofoatmeal February 1, 2022

Poop

When shit comes out ur ass

I poop today

by anonymous February 2, 2022

poop

its just the nasty leftovers that comes out of our butthole

I ate my poop today!

by dontcallmeashortie February 2, 2022

pooping without consent

you pooped without consent in your friends house and they took out the 2mm Kolibri and..... BLAH BLAH BLAH

i am pooping without consent

by bruhhhh3b February 3, 2022

poop

A thing that comes out of your butt.

1. I pooped at my pants.

by tae ihi February 3, 2022

Poop

A slimy, wet, chunk of discarded bacteria that comes out of your ass.

Kid: dad, what are you eating?

Dad: poop, want some?

by I masturbate to animals February 4, 2022