The very definition of a curse. It will begin by looking into the accursed John the Dog's eyes. This curse will affect your whole bloodline by causing traumatic dreams and event throughout their entire life. John the Dog was created in a freak accident after an artist accidentally brought his creation to life, and John began to spread his
curse.
curse.
by Gary Peacock February 5, 2025

GREATEST OF ALL TIME! No other name matters. And yes, I, John Soto, wrote this.
Greatest uncle of all time.
Greatest uncle of all time.
by UncleJohnny November 22, 2021

by YEET mrfootfetish September 10, 2019

Did you hear that John Cranium had a date with Sir John Pottywater? Yeah, he got his head flushed down the toilet!
by anonymous April 14, 2023

by glowinqxevie May 1, 2021

He's the guy you finally decide to take home after the bar at last call.
Fucks on first date.
Not the guy you bring home more of a backseat parking lot kinda guy.
Fucks on first date.
Not the guy you bring home more of a backseat parking lot kinda guy.
by Bigbugs124594 August 16, 2017
