lumber jack

a burly man who lives and dies by the axe; lives deep within the deciduous forest where he earns his livelihood by falling large trees, the size of titans.

eats a steady diet of pancakes with maple syrup, beaver, and forest ruffage.

wears a uniform of a plaid flannel shirt.

may or may not be accompanied by a blue ox.

lumber jacks, they don't taste like lumber.

lumber jack by crimsonhawkman March 25, 2010

captain jack sparrow 

The classiest pirate out there and the baddest bad ass you've ever come across. While being completely insane, he's got the looks, the charm and his own ship... not to mention dreads and gold teeth. What more could you possibly ask for??? Oh, a great personality? Yeah, he's got that too.

"But why is the rum gone?!"

All hail Captain Jack Sparrow!!!!

captain jack sparrow by Captain Jack's September 16, 2008

Gay Jack 

A confused little boy, who is a wannabe DJ who is DJ Santii sidekick, he goes to little kids parties and perv over the boys, also he fancies his sexy sister.

This guy at school is a Gay Jack

Gay Jack by Nneka Okorie January 21, 2009

Captain Jack 

A Billy Joel song which is old but can still touch teens today. It's about struggle and bad luck, but the music with the lyrics is pretty well done. It will make you laugh but maybe also cry...

"Your sister's gone out, she's on a date... but you just sit at home, and masturbate..."

Captain Jack by GO KNIGHTS April 8, 2005

Samurai Jack 

An awesome cartoon on cartoonnetwork. Features a samurai warrior with a magic sword who is trying to get back to the past to defeat the dark lord Aku, who enslaved humanity.

Did you catch the latest Samurai Jack?
Yeah, it was extruviently cool!

Samurai Jack by thlalyi February 7, 2003

rack jack 

to steal a girl from a someone that they are trying to hook up with.

Bob:"Dude, I met this chick at the bar last night, and later I went for a bathroom break. When I came out I saw John making out with her."

Joe:"Aw man, he totally rack jacked you"

rack jack by mista biggins September 23, 2008

Captain Jack Sparrow 

Former captain of the Black Pearl. Known for his resourcefulness and campy behavior.

You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

Yeah, but why is the rum gone?

Captain Jack Sparrow by ExAstris February 9, 2004