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Gamertag 

A gamertag is a person's online persona over xbox live.

You need to pick it wisely as Microsoft will try to get as much money from you as possible because it costs 10 dollars to change it.

Also there are unwritten rules when it comes to creating your gamertag.
Rule #1: It may contain at least 1 marijuana reference.
Rule #2: It may or may not (your choice) reference alcohol or boobs.
Rule #3: It must have 3 x's somewhere in the gamertag (perferably at the beginning and the end)
Rule #4: If you are 12 years old and are planning on playing halo 3 all day after school until your bedtime you must put MLG in the beginning of your gamertag.
Rule #5: You must, MUST make it look you're so retarded that you spent your whole time as a baby in a washing machine.
Here are some examples of gamertag you might want to use.
xXx LeGiiT SniiPeZ
PRO SN1P3R BR
Sw4gga like dis
xxxw33d4l1f3xxx
MLG 4 SH0T
iTZ iLoGiCzzz v2
iPolariiZee
KSI Sn1p3D0vv/V

The list is endless
Gamertag by BartS4177 January 25, 2010
Someone who is now alergic to light caused by countless hours playing video games such as World of Warcraft, in the dark.
Billy shielded his eyes when his mom opened his door and light came in because he is a Gamepire.
Gamepire by JakeRyan February 26, 2008

Gamecation 

Using your vacation time solely to play video games. Usually taken the last week of November after all of the new holiday releases have dropped.
I haven't had time to play all of these new video games that were just released. I can't wait until my gamecation this year so I can catch up on them all!
Gamecation by bergbergerson November 12, 2009

gamer rot 

Condition where human unnaturally starts to decay as a result of excessive video game playing (periods upwards of 10 hours per day, seven days per week). Symptoms include foul odor, greasy hair, and bug eyes. It takes approximately 3-4 weeks to clear gamer rot odor from a room and walls must be repainted following gamer eviction.
Shawn smells of gamer rot as a result of playing WoW 13 hours per day.
A condition caused by a gamer that goes extended periods of time without blinking. This can cause dry, bloodshot eyes, as well as experiencing pain when one finally does blink.
I spent all night playing DOOM; now I've got gamer eye.
Gamer eye by Kastera1000 November 29, 2011

Gamerspeak 

The odd collection of sub-languages of English that define the worlds and mechanics of various tabletop, console and computer roleplaying games. Most of these sub-languages are indecipherable by someone who has never heard of or has not played the game.
"We need two more DPS for this raid. The boss is epic hard on heroic and if their raid awareness is bad we're all going to wipe."

"What the hell did you just say? Are you spouting Gamerspeak again?"
Gamerspeak by The Pagan Den Ma August 29, 2013