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anti-friend 

One who acts as if they are your best friend, but when asked non-surface level questions, refuse to answer.

An anti-friend will also ask you to divulge all your deepest secrets, then go behind your back and tell everyone.
Friend John: Dude, who did you fuck this weekend?
Friend Steven: Fuck you man, i don't kiss and tell.
Friend John: But, I thought we were best friends... you're being an anti-friend.
anti-friend by kranzenator February 20, 2012
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friendship thing-a-ma-jig 

three rings signifying everlasting friendship
i gave her a friendship thing-a-ma-jig to show her my true devoted friendship

intergender friendship 

Two friends of the opposite sex that randomly hook up when not tied down by a third party boyfriend/girlfriend.
Lexi had an intergender friendship with Charles.
intergender friendship by Andy February 2, 2004

Friend of Doherty

A person who uses hard drugs, in a reference to Pete Doherty, who is famed for his chemical excesses, but is still a legend. It is a play on the expression friend of Dorothy, a term used to describe gay people.
"I wouldn't go near that guy if I was you, I heard he's a Friend of Doherty"
Friend of Doherty by guz90 August 1, 2008
A word that people who are so cowardly they can't even say "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" use to describe someone's boyfriend or girlfriend.
Dan's mom told him that her friend was coming over. He thought "okay, this must be one of the ladies from her book club or whatever, coming over for coffee" and went to play Xbox. Half an hour later, he heard funny moaning noises coming from his mom's bedroom. Turns out his mom's "friend" is really his stepdad-to-be.
friend by Disvan September 26, 2010

friend of ellen 

used to describe a lesbian by referring to fellow lesbian Ellen DeGeneres. Similar to friend of dorothy used to describe a gay man.
friend of ellen by February 28, 2011

acquainta-friend 

When you and someone are more than just an acquaintance but you still aren't totally friends with the person.
I've known her since kindergarten so we go way back and aren't just acquaintances but we aren't exactly friends- we're acquainta-friends!
acquainta-friend by Buffalonian February 26, 2008