Doing a Gert

Doing anything, apart from the actual thing you are meant to be doing, at any one time.

See that guy there, he's doing a Gert. Not getting it done today.

by Workhorse1 September 7, 2021

Doin a Stru

Sending your friends a snapchat of you sitting on the toilet, usually with a cup of coffee in hand, followed by a seductive wink. You may or may not be accompanied by your infant niece or nephew.

"Hey, did you see Simon's snap story? He was Doin a Stru"

by SocialCueWho September 14, 2021

Doink

A rather thick joint that a group friends can enjoy

"Yo Carl i'm gonna need you to roll a next doink for the society"

by Alex9974 September 24, 2021

Doing a Trevor

It's when you choke somebody out with the intention to show what Trevor did to you when you were a child.

Doing a Trevor -

Person 1: "Let me show what Tervor did"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: takes person 2 a headlock and chokes violently.

by anonymous September 28, 2021

Doin

Your mom

I'm doin your mom.

by Owne October 2, 2021

doing the Markus

When you ask for a round and are the last to come.

Dude why did you pull the Markus on us??
Sorry i was golfing the whole morning and didn't tell you because why the fuck should I.

My girlfriend was doing the Markus on me yesterday ...

by YoloGunthi123 October 10, 2021

Doing A Shodah

When you explain something in an absolute disgusting, brutal and filthy way that sometimes leaves nasty images in your head.

"Suck my areshole you peasant"
"He's doing a Shodah"

by Shodah October 13, 2021