on god

something used instead of the words "I swear to god"

kid 1: bro I did your mom last night
kid:2 no you didn't

kid:1 on god i did

by levyyyyy May 4, 2022

Lying to yourself about what you're doing to you can say I can't defeat God/Escape Hell

Lose the game you're trying to play or lose a child. Now.

Hym "Lying to yourself about what you're doing to you can say I can't defeat God/Escape Hell."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

Quad-gods

Groups of extreme people protesting or preaching discriminatory and sometimes racist bullshit on the grounds of a college campus. These people would ussusually tell you to repent if you are any of these: Women, furries, LGBTQ, poly, people me who decided to lose their virginity 'early', or immigrants. These people usually are MAGAs

"Warning guys, there are a bunch of quad-gods outside. If you don't want to see them, take this route."
"Does that quad-god know what a furry really is? He thinks it's a sex thing!?"

by Ukelele Guy February 24, 2025

god's roast

A roast beef so goof it can only be known as God's own roast.

"Bro, this roast beef is so good, it must be God's roast!"

by DumbNuts September 5, 2016

God

A girl named chelsea harper

Chelsea is god

by Sketttitttg January 29, 2022

God’$

God, the higher power in your life- is in charge. A person with God’$ = God’$ (Profit).

God is in control of your life, your money, and most of all what little time we have left on Mother Earth.

“See that ‘ol man over yonder, across the pasture?”
“He’s on God’$ path” “Amen!”

by Bipolar-Builder May 5, 2025

Good Morning And God Bless

V. Good Morning And God Bless
- The act of combining your morning dump, and your breakfast, into 1 activity.

Thanks to the good morning and God bless I save 10 minutes getting ready every morning.

by The Random Loon Publisher May 23, 2018