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Gobble Job

The act of deep throating a dick far enough that the testicles hang down ones chin such as a Turkey Wattle (the testicle like skin hanging from the neck of a Turkey). The sound of gobbling may or may not be involved but is usually preferred in the event of a true Gobble Job.
"I thonight I heard turkeys outside my house last night so I ran out expecting to find a flock on my lawn...then I remembered my roommate telling me about this awesome oral sex trick his girl friend had learned. He called it a Gobble Job..."
by rat_prince May 30, 2014
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plutonic blow job

When your platonic friend gives you a blow job and its the better than you anything you could imagine. You never knew blow jobs that good were out in the universe, and you doubted they really exist, much like the planet Pluto.
JB: Damn, I got a plutonic blow job the other day from Emily, it was fucking amazing!
Alex: You're so lucky, bro!
by ohheykittykitty July 24, 2019
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blowba job

Performing fellatio with boba/tapioca pearls in the mouth.
Wow! That was the best blowba job I've ever had!
by ShivaSenpai August 30, 2022
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Elon Job

To acquire and and rename everything possible with X in the name to make them more edgy and cool while simultaneously destroying anything salvageable about the brand or company.
Did you see the new Elon job?
Which one the tesla x, spaceX, xCorp, xAI, x.com or did he name another child with x?
by anonXperson August 6, 2024
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right-wing nut job

The act of jacking off your partner while vaping with your tits out in a theater.
*She leans over*

"Would you like a right-wing nut job?"
by Ornery on Main September 16, 2023
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Testicle job

When someone plays with you're balls
Last night Betty gave me a testicle job
by Damen doggy January 20, 2017
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Swiss-cheese the job

Refers to either of two strategies for reducing the distress/fatigue/boredom of performing an extra-disagreeable task; you either "layer" the labor --- i.e., perform a few minutes' work on the yucky job, then go do something else for a while, then return and work some more on the drudgery-task, then take another break with less-agonizing labors to again relieve your feverish emotional suffering, and so on --- like the cheese and lunch-meat in a sandwich, or else you "poke holes" in the disgusting task --- i.e., perform one or more smaller random bits of the job at a time as your gumption permits, so that the overall endeavor becomes more and more "fragmented and hollowed" (like the holes in Swiss cheese) as time goes on --- until the task eventually gets wholly completed by being gradually-but-steadily "chipped away at" over the course of a few days until it's all gone.
I soooo didn't wanna clean out all da musty crap in da storage-shed out back... the task seemed just too daunting and tedious to try to tackle all in one go. So I decided to Swiss-cheese the job instead --- just kinda "picking at the edges" of the jumbled heap over the course of a couple weeks --- and eventually I had the entire pile removed and the floor nicely swept out again.
by QuacksO July 14, 2018
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