meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.

Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.

by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019

One man's meat, another man's gravy.

A nice twist on one mans meat, another man's poison. Where neither option is that bad. Invites thought , laughter and useful for pub banter.

Originated in the pubs of South London in the 1940s.

I don't know Bill, I don't know what he sees in her.
"One man's meat, another man's gravy."
Long pause...
"But which is better? Meat or gravy?"
"Exactly."

by LenSeaside January 25, 2025

Meat girdle

Very long labias on women’s vulvas. People with “outie” coochies where their inner lips protrude past their outer lips. Also known as meat flaps or roast beef.

“Do you have an innie or outie?”
“An outie, I have such a meat girdle”

by wanderingmermaid May 2, 2022

Meat in your mouth

Unable to speak the truth, always lying

Why do you have so much meat in your mouth? You are not supposed to lie to teachers.

by Godseeker March 28, 2024

Meat

Fish, Beef, Pork, Chicken, Dick

I'm a vegetarian but I still eat meat, aka dick.

by AJJJHHH May 18, 2015

Thinking Meat

The correct term for the brain.

My brain? You mean my thinking meat.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 29, 2022

meat

1. Flesh from animals used as food.
2. An alternate term used to describe strong muscles.

3. Misspelled version of meet.

1. Time to devour some meat!
2. Damn bro, you got some meat!
3. Alright, I'll Meat you at your house.
3. Friend: Misspelled it again.

by HellInferno November 8, 2021