John K

When you fuck the living shit out of Steven Kyle Blake

Why did you just John K it?

by PraisebetoDexter1133 February 9, 2022

John

Absolute ALPHA. John is a great friend and an all around great guy to be with. He will make everyone stop and look with his sexy looks and fat cock. John is a guy that everyone wants to be friends with. Overall he is an outstanding person and the most down to earth guy out there. If you are friends with a John do not do anything that could end the friendship, keep close and stay friends with him because he will help you to be the best you can be.

Guy 1: Did you see Johns new haircut

Girl 1: holy fuck i would let john take advantage of me any day. That mullet and stache has me so wet!!

Girl 2: He could shit on my chest and would take it.

by John99901 February 10, 2022

St. John's husky fucker

When you don't tip the jets pizza delivery guy so he fucks your husky an posts it to porn hub.

Mitch was a real st. John's husky fucker what a dunighan.

by Purple nurble February 12, 2022

John

A John is your best friend with extras. You spend a lot of time together (nearly every chance you get), plan programs together, occasionally grab a beer or two and talk about important topics (like your mutual hatred for capitalism). He's fun, outgoing, intelligent and caring but also the biggest asshole you've ever met. Everyone thinks you two are together but they are completely wrong. It's a symbiotic relationship because both of you are an emotional wreckage.

Everyone should get a John for themselves.
Having a John is the best thing that happened to me in a while.

by silence wench February 13, 2022

Kathrine Abild John

A red bandit from the island Sorø

Kathrine Abild John er dum scary

by punic man October 4, 2021

john frommont

A famous sexy model who writes people's wills

Yo John Frommont is over there, lemme get an autograph

by Joanne Simonsbath October 5, 2021

John

Very outgoing person with a good personality but can be cocky at times. he is usually hard to get to know but is very fun when You do. He is or tries to be a ladies man and is not afraid to ask anyone out. He has little to no filter and says whatever he feels like not caring about the results. John overall is a pretty cool guy

You know that guy named John

by anonymous October 6, 2021