Premium Snow Jobber 

The act of dipping your penis into snow and then reiciving head while warm water is tossled around in the cock suckers mouth.

Everyone wants a Premium Snow Jobber from the Posse Of The Dirty Dale.

Premium Snow Jobber by posseakat September 12, 2005

Jobbie Weecha 

A more fun idea than the sceptic tank, this "ladle on a spring" device that ejects poo from an aeroplane once you flush the toilet. The Jobbie Weecha reportedly "Weechs" the jobbie out so fast it disintegrates-answering queries on why there is no raining shit.

Popularized by Billy Connolly

"Where does your shit go on a plane? A sceptic tank couldn't hold that amount."

"The Jobbie Weecha Weechs it oot"

Jobbie Weecha by Beef n chips October 21, 2009

jobbycoffee 

the dark resedue resembling coffee, that exists around a depthcharge that has been lying at the bottom of the toilet bowl, usually discovered in public toilets....

jobbycoffee depthcharge

jobbycoffee by garrythegrey September 2, 2011

Steve Jobs Business Plan 

A product differentiation strategy that involves releasing multiple variations of the same product with just notable differences in each successive generation to the point where consumers feel they must upgrade. If the gap between the product the consumer owns and the product the company just released is 2 generation apart or larger, the consumer's product is outdated to the point that its value has plummeted to levels where resell value is less than half of the original cost and/or the company has cut off support for the product either formally or in a de facto manner (e.g. releasing updates to iOS that consume increasing amounts of RAM since it is designed to run on the newer harder with more RAM, but the older hardware becomes defunct because all of its RAM is being used to run the operating system and not any programs, such as music).

I got the iPhone when it came out, but I want to get the iPhone 3GS because it's half an ounce lighter. Unfortunately, the Steve Jobs Business Plan has rendered my iPhone worthless.

Steve Jobs Business Plan by Alpha19745 May 23, 2011

You’ll have that on the big jobs.

A nicer way of saying " Crap happens.”

Wife: While I was getting groceries at the store today, some bum went and stole my child.

Husband: You’ll have that on the big jobs.

You’ll have that on the big jobs. by Justapotato765 November 18, 2017

Steve Jobbed 

To have your balls burned by a latop while using it on your lap.

I was using my PowerBook in the crowded lecture hall and got totally Steve Jobbed in about 5 minutes!

Steve Jobbed by TacticalMoFo September 1, 2008

Jobby 

Scots, Faeces, rubbish.

Ah'm gonnae jobby masel. That film wis pure jobby. C'mere ya wee jobby. Or for instance, tartin' up hooses in a cooncil scheme: "Aye well, ye cannae polish a jobby".

Jobby by Pedro March 4, 2004