blue cranberry

something that isn't real

just as real as a blue cranberry!

by l8DrK January 15, 2023

blue tamales

Tamales but blue. (for some reason)

I love Blue Tamales. For some reason

by Thegamers1222 March 14, 2023

Blue Water Baptism

The act of having an abortion in a porta potty.

Have you seen Rachel?

She's out back giving a blue water baptism to her youngest

by Autisticular Cancer January 22, 2025

blue popsicle

Overly sexualized (but not outright NSFW) fanmade art of characters. Most commonly used to reference art of said character sucking on a popsicle, but can be used for any general sexualized fanart. Derogatory.

I just saw a blue popsicle on twitter of a random anime character. my day is ruined.

by blueberrywafflez April 3, 2025

Black and Blue Syndrome

whenever there is something someone doesn't want you to do, you do it anyway
whenever you get bored you antagonize people

whenever people get mad at you for something bad you did, you victimize yourself and try to give fake reasons to justify your actions

Yeah Michael, Hes got a bad case of black and blue syndrome, hes running around attacking people but tomorrow he'll be back at our door step.

by anonymous January 5, 2021

blue veined junket gun

British and Commonwealth, esp. Antipodes

an erect penis with azure veining and jerry's helmet locked and loaded and about to deliver a large quantity of love custard over a young lady's tits or other suitable target.

"Dave pulled his blue veined junket gun from it's fleshy holster and squeezed off half a pint of baby batter over Marcia's tits"

by The Curmudgeonly Scribbler June 20, 2018

Roses are red and violets are blue

Pretty much any two lines can come after this, as long as the last word of the last line rhymes with "Blue." A few examples are...

Roses are red and violets are blue, Got kids in my basement and I'm coming for you!
Roses are red and violets are blue, Your mom is gay and so are you!
and the most common...
Roses are red and violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you!

by IberExists2 February 11, 2022