UGH MY Penis

UGH I HATE MY DICK

UGH MY Penis

by Hard McDaniels April 11, 2019

Moist Acorn Penis

A penis with no shaft just the head. Cum into a small container. Then dip their penis into the container, getting the whole penis soaked/moist.

Tony: I cant wait to have a moist acorn penis tonight.
Barry: Same, might have to join.

by Brad Soab December 3, 2017

Cyborg Nigga Penis

The word you use when you waste your time on making this retarded ass definition. Most commonly used by Martin Luther King Jr, this is also used when your wife/ friend is over appreciated

"Mrs. Obama is my Cyborg Nigga Penis"

by Your mother joesph January 29, 2020

your mommas penis

it is big . . . . .and u sniff her nuts

vagina sweat

by JOHNNY SHIT TAKER October 28, 2003

Fluffy-dickle-penis

That time of day when the sun sets / rises and the clouds and sky turn that lovely shade of pink. This term can also be used to name that color of pink. Not just the specific time.

"I should really be getting home. Its already fluffy-dickle-penis out."

by discarded June 17, 2016

my penis hurts

when ur penis is in such excruciating pain that you almost want to stop existing

obama: my penis hurts.
Leonardo DiCaprio: why?
obama: herpes

by nigger faggot 9000 April 1, 2019

raw penis law

I'll take a stab at it. Raw Penis Rule= Limit of 1-x where d/m*(AC)=x as the function approaches 1 the chances increase

KEY: d=drinks

m=mass/weight

AC=<Alcohol Content%>

Raw Penis Law For instance 10 shots tequila at 60% alcohol with a weight of 115lb yields x=.14 but the limit is 1-.14=.86 which means chances of raw dogging excellent 😀

by N3M3S1S20172017 March 3, 2018