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Poop

A toddler's favorite wordy and if you ad Y to the end, their go-to insult.
Person 1 Can I pwease have a cookie?
Person 2 No, it's almost dinner time.
Person 1 You're a poopy poop!
by FluffyPuppy2011 July 29, 2022
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Pooped-in

When a person popped-in unannounced and was not welcome.

An unscheduled visitor that is unwanted or comes at an inopportune time will have pooped-in.
I was meeting with client A and client B pooped-in and then complained about waiting 15 minutes in the lobby.
by Ace B May 25, 2011
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Poop sock pussy

When you have someone (can do it yourself) poop in a sock and use it like a pocket pussy
"Man I love the poop sock pussy you let me use last night"
by Milkyduds September 23, 2025
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Poop Whistle

A type whistle crafted using fresh, moist feces.
Every time I blow this poop whistle, bits of poop and slop spray out of the end.
by Master P’s Theater February 20, 2024
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Poop

A mundane and smelly thing... Unless it's outside of a toilet... In which case, it's fucking hilarious!
Hym "Everybody is laughing AT Amber for pooping in the bed but I'm over here laughing WITH her.... Because that shit is fucking hilarious! Hahahahaha!!!"

Iam "I feel bad about the Depp thing now though..."

Hym "Hahaha! We were illustrating a point about how inflammatory statements are blatantly ignored when they're coming from one side of the political aisle. Our point still stands! Hahahaha!!"

Iam "Well...."

Hym "We can't feel bad about everything all the time. 🤷"

Iam "I know but still..."

Hym "THERE'S A DOODIE OUTSIDE OF THE TOILET!! Come on! That's not where DOODIE goes! That's what makes it fucking hilarious! Hahahahaha!!!"

Iam "..... You're so childish..."

Hym "HOW AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FINDS THIS HILARIOUS!?!?"
by Hym Iam May 2, 2022
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Group Poop

A spontaneous and perplexing event when everyone takes a poop together at the end of an orgy.
I never felt closer to Tom and Karen than when sitting next to them after I fucked her and everyone taking a huge group poop together.
by Nun on the run March 27, 2020
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poop labor

Poop labor is when you know you have to poop but when your cheeks hit the seat you can't poop so your just waiting for it to come out. Occasionally pushing and pushing then breathing as if in labor. Just waiting to poop.
"Im In poop labor. I really have to poop and it's like half way out but pushing isn't helping."
by McNasty1989 January 12, 2017
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