Poop

ITS HARD AND NEVER CUMS OUT

I LOVE TO POOP BUT GET HARD BRICK

by sANFNGGUAD March 21, 2022

Blunder poop

When you're jerking off (or flicking the bean) and your "finish" is so extreme that you shit yourself.

"damn I was jerking it so hard last night I accidentally blunder pooped in my bed"

by Just some guy 183691 January 18, 2017

poop

poop

poop

by the qwerty school December 11, 2020

Poop

A large long stick of brown blob coming out and is really disgusting. There are many types of poop such as the ghost poop. This type of poop is weird. When you go to the bathroom the poop just left, like it left the room or something...

There are so many types of poop to keep up with.....

by Petergriffin#awesome December 14, 2017

Goldfish poop

A really long poop that doesnt want to detach.

Oh man, I just took a huge goldfish poop. It was like half the length of my body and I had to shake my butt back and forth to get it to break loose.

by 1$Chuck March 8, 2023

poop

nice

poop nice

by anonymous October 7, 2020

Poop Tinding

The act of using Tinder while sitting on the toilet.

My bowel movements are fuller when I'm poop tinding, because looking at all the pretty ladies relaxes my sphincter.

by SuperDontay October 2, 2025