Clown Penis Syndrome

Also known as CPS or Rudolph Cock, Clown Penis Syndrome is when the glans (head) of the penis turns bright red like a Bozo the clown's nose.

The condition can occur after trauma to the penis, but CPS can also be mimicked with the use of a red marker.

"I got drunk and passed out at my frat house. When I woke up, two of my fraternity brothers were sucking my dick. I was furious, but then I realized they also gave me Clown Penis Syndrome with a red marker (as a joke), so we all had a laugh."

Clown Penis Syndrome by sidecarsally June 21, 2009

Girl Penis

Girl Penis is like boy penis but with sass

What makes a Girl Penis different from ours?
Like sparkles and probably some glitter and like maybe a sarcastic comment here or there ya know

Girl Penis by Jubes25 November 9, 2018

Make like a penis and pull out

When you excuse yourself quickly you use this expression.

Boy walks away from table. "I'm going to make like a penis and pull out."

Make like a penis and pull out by Rod Baker November 2, 2008

the penis song 

THE KICK-ASS-EST SONG!!...song by Cameron Diaz, Christina Applegate, and Selma Blair in The Sweetest Thing...

Lyrics:

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

What a lovely ride
Your penis is a thrill
Your penis is a Cadillac
A giant Coupe de Ville
Your penis packs a wallop
Your penis brings a load
And when it makes a delivery
It needs its own zip code
Nine - double zero - penis

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

Your penis is so strong
Your penis is so smooth
Your penis has got a rhythm
Your penis makes me groove
Your penis is a dream
The biggest one I've seen
It's oozy and it's green
(spoken) Ewww
(spoken) Sorry

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here


Your penis is so big
Your penis is so thick
Your penis is so pretty
You've got a handsome dick
Your penis is so hard
Your penis is so large
My body is a movie
And your penis is the star
"Staring your penis"

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

You're too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

THE PENIS SONG is the best song EVER!

the penis song by <3 Emi <3 October 16, 2005

Dracula penis 

A condition in which the penis appears to be wearing a cape; often the result of a partial circumcision during infancy, after which the remaining foreskin has grown much longer over the years.

On that night, it wasn't his Twilight obsession that concerned her; it was what to do with his Dracula penis.

Dracula penis by Thomas A Edison November 1, 2010

magic penis 

A penis that can satisfy any woman regardless of her sexual orientation.

I made a lesbian go straight with my magic penis.
I heard this guy can make any woman cum. He must have a magic penis.

magic penis by Ghostenks January 9, 2015

Water penis 

A water penis is a fucking water penis.
Your fucking welcome

This man be drinking water penis

Water penis by Homely_lmao September 2, 2019