tokyo red eye

A spin off of a tequila shot: snort the salt, shoot the tequila, and then squeeze the lime into your eye.

The boys and I did a Tokyo red eye at the bar and now my eyes are on fire.

by CaptainCrixus May 20, 2017

chinese eyes

cannot see the bigger picture; short sighted

"Man, coach jerkhead sure is pushing us hard today," said Percy. "Yeah, we're going to be too exhausted for the game! He's got chinese eyes," replied Blondie.

by demoncan December 20, 2024

Eye Queef

To sneeze with your eyes open causing an expulsion of air from behind the eye out through the eyelids.

In perfect tandem the pollen reached her nose as the shock of seeing her estranged sister forced her eyes open, an eye queef would be their "how we met story."

by FuckItFriday September 17, 2021

Black Eye

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- SSSSSSSSSSS... HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT HAPPENED!? OOOOOOH MAN!

Hym "OOOOOOH! WHAT'S HAPPENING!? IS BEING A LYING THIEVING RETARD FINALLY CATCHING UP WITH YOU? I mean, you would think with all the shit I talk I would have one but I've literally never had a single black eye in my entire life! Hopefully it catches up with Noah too! Hopefully all of the world's cripples get what's coming to them. NOW! GET ME MY FUCKING MONEY!"

by Hym Iam June 1, 2025

japps-eye

The front hole of any penis!!!!!

Phil" hey Jarret nice cock.... why is your Japps-eye winking at me.

Jarret" "

by GAZZAJOKES October 7, 2023

Eye

A center-cut of meat.

Eye of the Round

by Arminkshipper June 22, 2024

four eyes

Insult against people with glasses. Commonly found on children's playgrounds or schoolyards.

Out of the way four eyes!

by WILODR January 30, 2023