monkey bitch

a lil tricklet who looks like a monkey and buys people shit

this girl who be fuckin with joe is a monkey bitch

by yadig May 18, 2008

Bitch Slap

The action of slapping a person (Usually a woman) with the palm of your hand, usually hard. This action is sometimes confused with a similar slap called a "Pimp Slap" The pimp slap is different from the Bitch Slap because it does not slap a "bitch" with its palm but with the back of its hand.

"Yo man this bitch was walking up to me saying im her baby daddy."
"Oh yeah? What'd you do?"
"I bitch slapped her, what else?"

by Cheoleo December 29, 2012

Sone Bitch

The southern way of pronouncing "Son of a bitch" by slurring the "son of a" into "Sone". Often used in the context of stereotypical southerner activities.

Louellen: "LESTER THERE'S A GATOR IN THE YARD!!!!"

Lester: "DAMNIT LOUELLEN YOU SONE BITCH CAN'T YOU SEE AH'M COON HUNTIN?!??!"

by hoooooopla January 25, 2009

Bitch Whore

Somebody who does something out of line that pisses you off, mainly when someone bails out on you last minute when you have made plans together. It is never said to the person directly, but always to somebody else or to yourself under your breath. Can be refering to a guy or a girl.

Guy on phone: Yea I can't make it tonight, but maybe next week we can get together since we have been planning this for a long time. Is that okay?

Girl: oh yea, that's fine. Well I'll let you go to whatever you have to do. Bye! (hangs up) bitch whore.

So the other day, Cindy totally bitch whored me out and didn't show up at the cafe.

by Unbitchwhore July 26, 2009

Wing bitch

A term of endearment used between best friends in times of tomfoolery.

Erika, you're my wing bitch.

by Candlewax October 2, 2008

witless bitch

One who finds themself very funny, though no else around them does.

Gina is a witless bitch; she's the only one that laughs at her "jokes".

by Jacques December 23, 2004

Lab Bitch

A person whose sole duty is to perform menial tasks inside of a laboratory. They often do tasks that no one else is willing to do.

I don't want to do this, let's get the lab bitch to do it. Hey James, get over here.

by greanleaf December 15, 2008