by Andndis August 30, 2019
Get the hershey’s with nuts 3x king sizedmug. by King TUPP May 5, 2019
Get the king tuppmug. THE GOAT, BEST 11YR OLD DISCORDIAN BETTER THAN ALL DISCORDIANS IN GENERAL, BEST DISCORD RAPPER BETTER THAN SINNED, ARRESTED HURI SHDW, KOZ, SATURN, SPIDEY, MAKI, NUT, WADDLE, SUCK, ROXXY, KORI, NIYAH, TENGEN, POKETWO, OWO, DM, BEST ESEXER OAT. THE GOAT IN GENERAL ALSO A CERTIFIED E RAPIST
by Grah mzy November 27, 2022
Get the King asta/astatarddmug. the most kind and lovable man on the planet, he passed away on november 11th 2025, may he rest in peace.
by yeskingmourner November 12, 2025
Get the Yes kingmug. Lacey king is a amazing person, she’s always there for you and she’s just the best thing that will happen to you she’s beautiful in every way and is just perfect
by Jayc223 January 13, 2024
Get the Lacey kingmug. Behold, the legendary Chopstick King of Pearland—a man whose fingers move with the grace of a ballet dancer and the speed of a caffeinated squirrel. Known for his unmatched ability to pick up even the slipperiest noodles or the tiniest grains of rice, he rules the local sushi bars with an iron (or rather, bamboo) grip. His crown? A headband made of mismatched soy sauce packets. His royal decree? "Forks are for the faint of heart!" Whether it's taming unruly ramen or catching a runaway edamame, his chopstick prowess has turned him into a local icon and the stuff of dinner-table legends. Long live the Chopstick King—may his soy sauce always be plentiful, and his chopsticks never splinter!
1. "The Chopstick King of Pearland amazed the crowd by deftly catching a falling dumpling mid-air, earning a round of thunderous applause from nearby diners."
2. "Local sushi chefs tremble with excitement whenever the Chopstick King enters, knowing their creations are about to meet their match."
3. "With a flick of his wrist, the Chopstick King of Pearland plucked a stray wasabi pea from the floor, proving once again that no morsel is too small for his reign."
4. "It is said that the Chopstick King can split a sushi roll perfectly in half without so much as disturbing the seaweed wrap."
5. "Children in Pearland tell tales of the Chopstick King’s legendary duel with a slippery piece of sashimi, a battle he won effortlessly."
2. "Local sushi chefs tremble with excitement whenever the Chopstick King enters, knowing their creations are about to meet their match."
3. "With a flick of his wrist, the Chopstick King of Pearland plucked a stray wasabi pea from the floor, proving once again that no morsel is too small for his reign."
4. "It is said that the Chopstick King can split a sushi roll perfectly in half without so much as disturbing the seaweed wrap."
5. "Children in Pearland tell tales of the Chopstick King’s legendary duel with a slippery piece of sashimi, a battle he won effortlessly."
by Stinkystick Johnny March 20, 2025
Get the Chopstick King of Pearlandmug. A place in virginia, located right next to the middle and fucking nowhere. If you can bring this place up and they actually recognise it without you telling them, you should treat that person as a geography god. The school systems are fucked where everyone is just smoking in the bathrooms, even in elementary. If you ever come to Virginia, make sure you dont go to king george.
by BigAndThiccBoi69 October 28, 2021
Get the King Georgemug.