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Cheese is to a Human as God is to an Ant.
Cheese = God
Captain Cheese: Fear me, for I am Cheese!

Fromage de Capitaine: Je suis Fromage, Crainte moi!
cheese by Slokunshialgo October 29, 2007

crumbling cheese extravaganza

when you and a sexual partner of your choosing go into a really dark room perferably the basement and then they start to take off all of their clothes except their socks and they begin to spray cheese into each others sexual holes. after this process is finished the male begins to ejaculate and the female or other male licks the cheese right out of the hole of the penis
last night after jon and i got home from dinner we went into the basement and gave each other a crumbling cheese extravaganza

Friend of cheese

Avid fan of the band The String Cheese Incident
Brah, he's a freind of cheese!
Friend of cheese by Mayor McCheese December 30, 2004

Melvin with cheese 

When one performs a Melvin on a female with a yeast infection.
Cindy: I decided to give Scumbellina a Melvin. It became a Melvin with cheese, to my dismay.

Wendy: Ill. That's nasty.

cheeseburger 

A juicy bun covered in a nice thick layer of dick cheese
luke banks being followed by Scott Bailey slobbering
cheeseburger by Phil Macrackin March 25, 2003

cheese royal 

a cheese burger in the metric system
do you know what they call a cheesburger in france a cheese royal
cheese royal by anonoymous726389 October 21, 2004