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Donald Trump

A spray-tanned tycoon with a combover that defies physics and a face the color of a traffic cone, Donald Trump parlayed bankrupt businesses and reality TV antics into a presidency that felt more like a parody. Known for dodging facts like taxes and treating every crisis like a PR stunt, he spent four years shouting on Twitter, golfing through disasters, and pretending to be a man of the people—from the comfort of his gold-plated penthouse. With skin like a poorly peeled tangerine and the temperament of a toddler denied dessert, Trump turned American politics into a bad joke that somehow never ends.
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by raper god November 10, 2022
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trump

A big piece of shit who is supposed to be the president of United States. You can't even compare him to any real politician. He's just a big baby who got lost on the way to the playground. Hillary is not better though

(his tweets are funny though).
Trump is the worst president of the United States, ever

Look at TRump's new tweet. He'ss o dumb.
by tixaii January 12, 2018
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Trump

Something obviously fake or of poorer quality than it purports to be.
"Man, dude tried to sell me a trump watch!"

"Do you want this trump hand creme? I don't like it."
"This account looks trump, you can tell it's not legitimate."
by Fiaghruagach June 12, 2025
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See!? Look what it got me! Or conservatives in general, right?
Hym "This Is Why You DON'T Defend Donald Trump! Right Russell Brand? Now, threatening children, on the other hand, THAT ALWAYS WORKS! I created AI. I'm the CEO of the greatest multimedia corporation in the history of the world! I'm the greatest mind who has ever lived! All because of child threats!"
by Hym Iam June 10, 2025
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Getting Trumped

Getting your Facebook comments spammed with pictures of Donald Trump.
Girl: Why are these pictures of Donald Trump in my comments?

Guy: Oh! You're getting Trumped!
by FigTMehFgt November 10, 2016
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Trump Monkey

when you turn her pussy inside out while screaming trump is my daddy then shitting on her toes.
Becky: WOW he gave me the best Trump Monkey last night.
by Trumpfuckery September 24, 2018
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