Pooping

having phone sex with josh

Hey have you been pooping for the past three hours? Yes

by shehatesrally March 18, 2021

i pooped on a bird and it screamed like a taco

why would you even search this up-

Person 1: HEY MAN I POOPED ON A BIRD AND IT SCREAMED LIKE A TACO!

Person 2: I mean they deserve that for pooping on my car all the time.

by cat hotdog June 15, 2021

premature poop

when you're not ready to poop yet, but you do it anyway. often painful and/or hard to pass

Friend 1: How was your poop?
Friend 2. Not great -- it was a premature poop for sure. I should have waited longer to pass this stool.

by pooperforlife August 31, 2016

vedangi poop

its a form of poop that is filled with an abnormal amount of bacteria.

Sudeep, I Wouldn't recommend you to eat vedangi poop, but you do it anyways.

by asdasdasdngna123 November 24, 2025

poop

its just the nasty leftovers that comes out of our butthole

I ate my poop today!

by dontcallmeashortie February 2, 2022

Pooping your pants

the act of pooping in your pants

“what’s that smell?? dude are you pooping your pants?”

by kokocacalalalala September 11, 2025

Poop head

Somebody who’s head is full of poop. The these people tend to have really big heads because the poop in their head clogs up their veins so their head swells because it’s not getting enough oxygen. Ex: Airwick

Man you’re such a poop head.

by chonkycat123 September 17, 2020