shit penis  

a pathetic asshole who picks on people wimpier than him
he generally has no life or friends
oh, and most people hate him
(sometimes referred to as a 'shitpickle')

dude: god damn! erica is SUCH a shit penis
otherdude; i know! yesterday she stepped on my doritos after her shit penis friend kicked them out of my hands!
dude: what shit penises

shit penis by the cooler kid September 27, 2008

Ant Penis 

A really tiny penis that can fully complete a cock pushup.

Joe: Check out my ant penis. *pulls down pants*
Jon: Dude its so tiny but look at it go!
Joe: Heck yes! wana see me do a cock pushup!
Jon: MORE THEN EVER!

Ant Penis by sicinfit October 22, 2008

up your penis

A comeback for when somebody says something stupid.

Up your penis!

up your penis by 2 camels in a tiny car February 26, 2011

retarded jellybean coleslaw penis llama 

the green llama thing that gallops through the fields freely

corneilious raped frankie one too many times

corneilious enjoys spending time with carol and galloping in fields together

retarded jellybean coleslaw penis llama by EmoHitWithBagel March 27, 2005

cheese penis 

A penis which has not been washed for several days gains a cheese-like texture which emits an offensive odor. See also "ballfunk," "nut funk," or "famundachese."

Eat my cheese penis, bitch.

You better wash that shit before you get a cheese penis.

cheese penis by colon d February 2, 2003

lady penis 

the enlarged clitoris of a lady so large it resembles a small penis

Wow! Look at that lady penis!

lady penis by lady peen lover February 17, 2009

Niple penis 

a penis so small it looks like a third niple

You have such a small dick, it is a niple penis!

Niple penis by Adam's Friends September 27, 2009