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Squad meat

A lady who is sexually available for all members of the squad with very few questions asked.
Person A: Hey - I was thinking about asking out Becky on a date.

Person B: No need - she’s squad meat.
by bfgbeige703 July 8, 2020
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meat-cock

A penis that is too large to be erected, so all it can just dangle around like big soft sausage.
"Man, I wish my dick wasn't so big. I don't have enough blood to make it hard. I have stuffed it in like some sock filled with minced meat.
Dude, I don't care about your meat-cock. I don't even know you!"
by Hmanlyman February 9, 2020
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Meat hook shimmy

A hand dance performed by a few sound blokes. Made in St Helens, it made its way over to the states and was absolutely raped in Miami. It will now diverge its was across the world to make itself known on a greater scale. The shimmy involves finding an NPC and dancing around them with your hands in the air. It may result in your phone being hurled across a room or you being physically removed from existence.
“Crowley is over there meat hook shimmying again”

“Shalalalalala ohhh meat hook shimmy”

“You won’t meat hook them birds over there will you, Bull?”

“We meat hook shimmy’d every cunt in the gaff”
by Pussy John March 21, 2023
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Meth Meat

Used as slang to describe a man's penis when high on methamphetamine and not having the ability to get an erection
After doing three lines, no matter how hard I spanked it, I was stuck with Meth Meat
by DOT Regulator July 8, 2021
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Twemf Meat

That which is reluctantly needed. Sufficient, yet lacking. Of dubious provenance, yet oddly compelling.
Fat yet zesty, she was like a bucket of twemf meat.
by Moit Boy May 14, 2011
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Meat Confetti

When someone throws bacon bits at you in celebration of a special day, like Kwanzaa or Easter.
John was not expecting anything for his birthday, but starting it off with meat confetti really changed his mood.
by BabaYaga'sFluidDispenser August 4, 2020
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