Do me a bitch

To perform a small favor for someone, usually when you’re feeling like an extra lazy lard ass

“Ay Tony, do me a bitch and throw dis Cannoli away, ight?”

“Ay Jonny, do me a bitch and get ya head outta ya ass”

by Do me a bitch November 12, 2019

Fuck Me To Tears

An utterance of disgust, shame, embarassment and disappoinment. "Fuck Me To Tears" is "Make Me Cry" when in the company of close friends or an understanding family; while
"Make Me Cry" is the version for "Polite" (Prudish/Anal-Retentive) Company.
See "Make Me Cry".

GODDAMN IT! I just lost my phone i need to hurry to WORK! FUCK ME TO TEARS!!! I can't deal with this shit right now!

by Sgt_Hoagie November 13, 2019

Add me on the ghost

To add someone on snapchat

Oou he mad fine tell him to add me on the ghost

by Bhaddi bitch April 26, 2019

Ai me cage

What you say in spanish when you think you were going to let out a fart, but actually shit your pants.

Matthew's dad was picking up something then he said AI ME CAGE and grabbed onto his pants and ran to the bathroom.

by Lil Peli May 3, 2019

Try me again

You assaulted the bully!

You busted his pelvis!
You cracked his buttocks!
Try me again

by Figging May 6, 2019

love me do

A song written by John Lennon and Paul McCartney with George Harrison playing lead guitar Ringo Starr playing drums Paul’s McCartney playing bass and John Lennon playing the harmonica.

“Love love me do you know I love you I’ll always be true so please love me do”
“Love me do is such a great song”

by Owowhhsbdveg March 24, 2019

Fuck me sideways

An ejaculation that, when uttered sarcastically, say by someone like Aubrey Plaza, may be a response to not being surprised at news that is supposed to be surprising or enlightening, as being fucked sideways allows the vagina to be both more deeply penetrating and stimulated in a greater variety of places than most other types of fucking. It may also refer to the desire to exit oneself from an undesirable situation to a much better one.

Although technically Judy Garland could have clicked her heels and intoned the words "Fuck me sideways" as opposed to "There's no place like home," the screenwriters were perhaps wise to leave the former idiom for the inevitable slew of Wizard of Oz pornos to follow.

by Solanas69 April 4, 2019