Flop Job

When rearranging pillows to relocate spectacles after a 3am reading jag

“Chris, why are the pillows in the middle of the bed?” “Cassie, It was a flop job”

by 30bones February 13, 2024

zero job

A zero job (zj for short) is when you divide by zero and get someone off with the result. This is considered extremely dangerous, but also the most fun you can have sexually.

"Did you get a nice blow job from the hooker?"
"Dogg, you know I only pay for a zero job."

by SlangarangThang February 14, 2024

Titty Nose Job

Pleasing one nipple regions with thy nose.

"Oh my god, Camila has perfect tits for a titty nose job!"

by itsanon February 17, 2024

Good Job Jeff

An error, mistake or severe lack of knowledge. A screw up of historic proportions by a person who ruins everything.

When Jeff requests a song in Nashville and upon hearing the song being played, Janet responds, “I don’t even like Dave Matthew’s, who requested this?”, and it was Jeff…

And all the friends respond - Good Job Jeff!

by Herky da Hawk February 21, 2024

Fetus Job

When having vaginal intercourse with a pregnant woman and your penis enter the uterus.

I got with that bitch Brenda last night, ended up getting a fetus job!

by GhostlyXV February 24, 2024

Steve Jobs

The founder of Apple. He died tragically of ligma.

“It’s so sad Steve Jobs died of ligma.”
“Who the hell is Steve Jobs?”

by outer spec February 29, 2024

Good Job Jeff

An error, mistake or severe lack of knowledge. A screw up of historic proportions by a person who ruins everything.

When Jeff requests a song in Nashville and upon hearing the song being played, Janet responds, “I don’t even like Dave Matthew’s, who requested this?”, and it was Jeff…

And all the friends respond - Good Job Jeff!

by Herky da Hawk March 1, 2024