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Jemison High School

Where the cycle of misfits for generations to come live on. Only at Jemison High School can you be a head coach and drink with your players on the weekends. Where every male student’s career path is Alabama Power. During class breaks you can go to the boys restroom and hit your juul and pass it to your friends. Where the pageant queen runner ups find their high school sweet heart. The only parking lot around where you can drive through, fish and skip rocks.
The Best High School in AMERICA=Jemison High School
by thatmexican7 March 10, 2021
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Newport high school

A school full of hoes and fuckboys who think they are the coolest people in the world. They don’t like mexicans and will probably call you slurs behind your back. Full of rich white kids who survive off of daddy’s money
hey did you see those people from newport high school today?
yeah i said hi and they smiled then called me a fag
by rooooopooo September 10, 2021
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Merryville high school

A school full of whores and pigs
Aye y’all seen that whore Haylee and that pig Levi from merryville high school?
by Ahhhagsjahaha January 20, 2021
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Parkway South High

"Yoo u seen that new kid?"
"Yeah he went to Parkway South High"
"Damnnn"
by 24hunnid June 4, 2022
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Coral Glades High

Where jefferson and Aiden have constant sex
You going to Coral Glades High?

Hell nah, Jefferson and Aiden had sex all over that hoe😭
by Aiden X Jefferson September 8, 2021
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bryan high school

Bryan High School is a high school known for white people dry humping other kids in public. But is also known for kids getting their dick sucked or kids fucking in school restrooms. Last but not least it’s the King High school of the thots.
Bryan High School is the sorriest High School in Texas
by Tha Realist😎 January 16, 2019
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Kofa High school

A high school in Yuma, AZ In this school you'll find less than adequate teaching. The security guards are assholes that turn the other cheek when many of the "hood" kids are smoking or doing some sort of drug in the bathrooms. The custodians can be secretly paid off to "accidentally" leave some main doors unlocked overnight so various criminal activity can be played out. food is moderate, it doesn't provide nutrients but it helps fill the stomach as sand and dirt could. terrible football team. Large lgbtq community... teachers are complete dickheads. although there are some teachers that plain out "kick ass” and know the right way to teach and not bore the holy fuck out of you. The school's administration is completely retarded and belong in jail, they are tools for the bureaucrats that control the city and are completely ignorant. "drug trade" at this school is very lucrative and not secret. If you ask the right people, you can be making more than 85 dollars a week. can spot more than 10-30 deals a day, most of which being marijuana, shrooms, or LSD. they (security) don't usually care. Bullying is not much of a problem. fights may occur but most are over sexual relationships or cause the other kid was looking at you funny. A fight can last from 5 to 45 sec until the guard too busy dress coding someone, notice's all the kids running to go see. Surprisingly no student has gotten sick of the bullshit and shot up the place. Kofa High school in a nutshell.
Person 1: are you planning to go to Kofa High school?

person 2: don’t be silly. I don’t wanna be suicidal and depressed haha, that’s all that school does to you.

Person 1: true dat, lets go to Gila ridge
by Changeyourhandlebitch December 8, 2019
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