Dutch Hand

the act of farting in your hand and throwing it at another person
person 1: what’s that bad smell??
person 2: i just hit you with the dutch hand ahahahahah
by drake_lover.123 November 05, 2024
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Ben Hand

"look, there is Ben Hand! He is such a *dumb/ugly/small dick powered* fuck"
by Giraffeman69 November 24, 2021
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Hand Tossed Tuna Salad

Female counterpart to a rusty trombone whereas a female receives a rim job and gets fingered at the same time by the same person.
Somehow I ended up giving her a hand tossed tuna salad when I was trying to get a rusty trombone.
by Giblet Biscuit April 30, 2019
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Hands will fly

Macey: That little gimp Joshua called me a whore if I see him again hands will fly.
by hanayamasmissingnipples_1743 September 30, 2020
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Little Caesar’s Hand Job

When you take a girl on a date to Little Caesar’s, where you then split a $5 Hot and Ready Pizza in your car, and she proceeds to give you a hand job while her hands are still covered in pizza grease and cheese.
Jessica is such a slut, she gave me the cheesiest little Caesar’s hand job on the first date in my 1998 Subaru Outback, what a fucking skank
by Pooscentedfingers May 24, 2022
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Bear Hands

Used in sentences when mad af.

People will mock you if you use it in a way by making it a joke, (see below).

Or maybe you think about bear hands. Like actuall bear hands. I'm not here to define that though.
Kunt: I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY BEAR HANDS ASSY!

Assy: Woah buddy, you mean with your bear hands, or with actuall bear hands?

Kunt: FUCK OFF PRICK!
by I'm going to rape myself October 16, 2017
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Sponge hand

When you give someone a handjob after being in water for too long and your fingers are all spongy and junk <3
Sponge hands are good exercises to show those you love that you care.
by Spongehand McGee September 05, 2014
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