fish thief

The savvy squatty fisherman friend of yours who scarfs up all the fish filets harvested from a fishing trip.

“Hey check out The Fish Thief Ray Ray running off with our fish!!!”

by Jack Macko May 4, 2022

Flying fish

When you participate in nyotaimori and add wasabi to the mix if you know what I mean and try to eat as much of the sushi before your partner gets up and notices the burn.

I’m never having sushi again after my ex did the flying fish on me

by Cyan_Blue December 19, 2023

Fish Pudding

When you are having intercourse with a woman and you pull out and stick a white or black pudding into their vagina and then slap them in the face with it.

Tom: hey man how'd it go with wendy last night?

Dave: it went great man, gave er the old fish pudding.

Tom: awh ur fuckin twisted dude, get help!

by FenianRover August 15, 2008

Fish Sammich

Exactly the same as a Fish Sandwich, but with mayo.

Lucy made me a fish sammich last night with extra mayo.

by Mongoosedog November 22, 2010

A fine kettle of fish

an awkward state of affairs.

"when Carla was back in Rome, she found a fine kettle of fish"

by Arminkshipper April 20, 2025

fish asf

Kanye West said owie owie owie my hand hurts dude stop owie owie owie
Wabt to date

i want a girl to “poo” on me and touch my balls (testicles) what the helll????? <——— fish asf reaction

by john quinnLOVER32 July 20, 2021

Spunk Fishing

Predominantly male, when you are too relaxed, or can't be arsed to get out of the bath to have a wank and end up having a relaxing bath wank. The ensuing explosion of semen into the "Non-Salty Sea" leaves opportunities with either a hand or a water jug to go "Spunk fishing"!

"Spunk Net Fishing" is the height of laziness as there is no "Clean-Up" even attempted with the majority of the "Spunk Fish" ending up in your own pubic hair "Spunk Net"!!

John was a lazy bastard at the best of times and regularly participated in the hobby of "Spunk Fishing" at bath time!!

by anonymous March 12, 2025