Annual do not do what Jem says day.

A day, so holy and strictly followed, where all who know what is good for them, hate Jem. Jem and his imbecilic suggestions are not to be endorsed, but rather abrogated at any cost. Jem on this day, knows nothing.

Jem: 'You should watch it.'
You: 'Never.'
This, is Annual do not do what Jem says day.

by JemH8a November 6, 2010

Don’t Know What You Got (Till It’s Gone)

I can't tell you, baby, what went wrong
I can't make you feel what you felt so long ago
I'll let it show
… I can't give you back what's been hurt
Heartaches come and go, and all that's left are the words
I can't let go
… If we take some time to think it over, baby
Take some time, let me know
If you really want to go
… Don't know what you got 'til it's gone
Don't know what it is I did so wrong
Now I know what I got
Just this song

And it ain't easy to get back
Takes so long
… I can't feel the things that cause you pain
I can't clear my heart of your love, it falls like rain
Ain't the same
… I hear you calling far away
Tearing through my soul, I just can't take another day
Who's to blame?
… If we take some time to think it over, baby
Take some time let me know
If you really wanna go
… Don’t Know What You Got (Till It’s Gone)
Don't know what it is I did so wrong
Now I know what I got
Just this song
And it ain't easy to get back
Takes so long
… Do you wanna see me beggin' baby
Can't you give me just one more day?
Can't you see my heart's been draggin' lately?
I've been lookin' for the words to say

by Death Menace December 8, 2022

You know what band really sucks?

Helmet.

I can’t believe I once thought this band was cool. Today I realized that they actually suck. Why did I like this band? Their music is very boring.

You know what band really sucks?

by WorseThanHitler December 7, 2020

Thats What Ya Mam Said Last Night

A phrase using ya mam which is also very good answer to any question.

Person 1: Thats very big
Person 2: Thats what ya mam said last night

Person 1: Thats Sick
Person 2: Thats what ya mam said last night!

by Jonathan Anderson October 23, 2003

the left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing

You know the expression "the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing"? Meaning, usually, two arms of a larger entity (two departments of a major corporation, for example) aren't communicating well.

"The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing" means that things are so completely fucked up that they don't even know what they themselves are doing.

I can't get my healthcare provider to acknowledge that I've already paid them using the debit card issued by the very same healthcare provider. The left hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing.

by smartwatermelon September 14, 2010

Wilton High School Girls Swim Team .. what a joke

..too bad you cared so much that you had to shave and taper for fciacs. and if dual meets mean nothing, why so teary? and by the way, we werent in your class AND we still beat your relays at opens. ramburgersssss

where do you come up with this stuff ramburgers???

by Lady Warriors<3 April 26, 2005

Wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if he had one.

What is said of a guy that knows almost nothing about sex. For example nerds,noobs,strightedges/strightasses,bible thumpers,mama's boys ect.

That nerd wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if he had one.

by Deep blue 2012 December 11, 2009