present from the gods

when a bird shits on you

Marge received a present from the gods while walking home from work.

by 152380717378273299383 August 9, 2019

Mount of the Gods

A game on ROBLOX that should be an actual game. You have to survive seasons by sacrificing objects, farming, hunting, and more. You can also collect different masks that give you items or boosts. It's an awesome game that I highly reccomend if you have ROBLOX.

Me: hey dude wanna play Mount of the Gods?
Idiot: You mean that dumb game on ROBLOX?
Me: Go to hell

by john stromboli September 7, 2020

Salt God

A very salty boy, who rages over at everything and anything, wheter is it be a small or big problem.

Person1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Person2: You're a Salt God

by A-Bitch-Named-Al April 18, 2018

God roleplay

When someone acts like a god and makes himself a god-like being

Spencer is such a faggot for always doing a god roleplay

by Chameleoncoochi April 24, 2022

God Blessed Video

Let's take a plane and go somewhere exotic
To play with a non-descript song
We'll shoot all the crotch shots for 12 year old hopefuls
To make you a real man my son
Some cheap kid from Birmingham
Blessed with an accent
That pours like the darkest brown ale
Just one more puppet, piss elegant marionette
He's just a fast buck for sale

Don't you know that God blessed video
We know that God blessed video
Break out the cameras that re-shape my face
And get someone to carve up my hair
If you can't beat them, you might as well join 'em
And be glad to say you were there

by Gothic Miscreant October 28, 2023

god getting even

Natural consequences to stupid behavior

“I tripped over my shoes that I didn’t put away”

“That’s God getting even with you”

by Mike Whittaked January 13, 2023

Munt God

Munting is a person who has a 3 sum with a dead body and they become so good at it that’s its religious

“Hey you heard kb and saud turned into munt gods”

by Browncam May 13, 2024