A tall semi-italian business man with big feet, a dump truck, tiny calves, tons of beautiful girl friends but no true maidens. They are godlike at smash but frequently have performances just as mid as their body dysmorphia makes them think they are. H.P. is there superpower. They have time traveled from the future. They also frequently recieve hate from non chads, not natty roid ragers, and 14 year olds from Istanbul.
Friend 1: “I think todays a good day for calf raises and to dm a maiden With to A’s in her name.”
Friend 2: “ Don’t be Such a lasagna king. Just skip leg day and ignore your gym rat like every other gym bro.”
Friend 2: “ Don’t be Such a lasagna king. Just skip leg day and ignore your gym rat like every other gym bro.”
by DaNFTMillionaire May 22, 2022
Get the Lasagna Kingmug. A way of complimenting your opponents after a good match or an excellent play by calling them a King and realizing the great game you experienced
person 1: man that was easy you guys sucked ass
person 2: well you know what? you are a king gg!
person 1: you're complimenting me even after i insulted you? wow, what great sportsman ship! you have made me realize the error in my ways and i solemnly swear to become a better person from now on. thank you person 2, you are also a king, GG!!
person 2: well you know what? you are a king gg!
person 1: you're complimenting me even after i insulted you? wow, what great sportsman ship! you have made me realize the error in my ways and i solemnly swear to become a better person from now on. thank you person 2, you are also a king, GG!!
by tametucosita September 6, 2025
Get the king ggmug. 
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tulsa "Slut" King: The Unisex Jester: The First Juvenile Release...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tulsa "Slut" King: The Unisex Jester: The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
Get the Tulsa "Slut" King: The Unisex Jester: The First Juvenile Release...mug. Motherfucker that waddles like a penguin, doesn’t know how to style clothes and has eyes very close to each other. If he doesn’t like the walking dead then he isn’t a “cookie king”
by MAG666 April 25, 2024
Get the cookie kingmug. King Von is a dead ass nigga, he is currently 6 feet under dirt and is not coming back for a while. YB on top smoking that Von pack.
by JadaisLame November 19, 2023
Get the King Vonmug. 