Cutting Your Gains

- The act of one denying the existence of anything good ever happening.

- The reverse act of "cutting your losses"

"He'd be lucky if he keeps his job for another week. He's been cutting his gains like crazy."

"You'd be cutting your gains if you said that you hate your life"

by JewK September 12, 2012

Jackin' your jillywagon

male masturbation, humorous jab at male friend for playing with himself.

We were short handed at work all week while you were home jackin' your jillywagon.

by blackhair69 November 14, 2012

That's not a boot on your foot

This means that something isn't someone else's problem.

Person 1: "Hey watcha doing there?"
Person 2: "That's not a boot on your foot. Now leave me alone."

by jimminycrickety January 5, 2013

Flash Your Feathers

To show off one superiority to others.

To assert ones dominance.

Man, Mr. Brown really flashed his feathers today when Charlie talked during class.

Mom, you don't need to flash your feathers. Dad already knows you call the shots.

by Awesome Possym June 21, 2013

fing your ring

To finger oneself due to complete boredom. An action of time wasting for want of better things to do.

I'm so bored! What am I gonna do today?
I dunno, but you can't just sit around and fing your ring all day.

by steelsupply July 17, 2013

Butterflied your Eskimo

To butterfly kiss (or to blink and lightly brush your eye lashes) on the nose of another person, or loved one.

Before we kissed I butterflied your Eskimo.

by Jojocircus September 23, 2013

Calm your hemorrhoids

A term used in response to someone who is overreacting. Similar to calm down, or relax.

#1: "WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME IF I'M GOING TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH?!? I told you I'd do it!!!"

#2: "Dude, calm your hemorrhoids. I was just asking."

by Danzuki February 14, 2012