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Job Application

Formal process in which an individual submits personal information, qualifications, and experience to an employer to be considered for a position.

Often viewed as intimidating due to its evaluative nature, it is especially feared by the individual Don WL.
me: "hey don hows the job application search going?"

don: *orders*
Then: AHHHH!!

Dom H: *cracks larry*
by Yprcn December 7, 2025
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Poster Job

A thing that is considered shallow or lacks substance with only the intent to entice interest but offer nothing more. Similar to the feeling of seeing an interesting ad or movie poster but realizing the real thing is disappointing or devoid of value.
Lucas: "Oh hey, I heard the festival is this weekend. Should we go?"
Eva: "Don't even think about it man, it's a total poster job. Unless burning money is a hobby of yours."
by Burnt Bunsen December 10, 2025
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full-time job

When used as a slang term, "full-time job" refers to the things that require as much as a full time job.
Taking care of my three younger siblings while balancing classes feels like a full-time job; I swear I need a paycheck for all the chaos!
by Emotional Cruiser December 11, 2025
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Good Job Living

When just making it through a rough chapter feels like it deserves a trophy, or at the very least the acknowledgment you didn’t take the easy way out.
“Life has been one kick in the nuts after another lately. Sometimes I feel like giving up
“You have had an eventful last year in the worst way, but here you are Good Job Living bud. “
by Close2Calamity December 23, 2025
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St. Louis Slop Job

The male splooges all over the females chest toys, and then dumps a premade bag of diarrhea on it, then he mixes it around with his shaft and feeds it to the female
What are we doing tonight?”
“Im gonna give you my warm St. Louis Slop Job
by SlimySenata January 2, 2026
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bluff job

A completed task, project, or piece of work that was executed haphazardly with questionable quality and minimal effort. The end result technically exists and may appear finished at first glance, but closer inspection reveals shortcuts, missing steps, or substandard workmanship. A bluff job is what you get when someone prioritizes speed and appearance over actual quality and thoroughness.
Typically used as a noun to describe the final product of rushed, careless, or corner-cutting work. Often discovered during quality checks, inspections, or when problems emerge that reveal the original work was inadequate. Common in construction, engineering, office work, and any field where quality standards matter.

Example 1:
"This weld is a total bluff job. Sure, it looks like it's holding the beam, but there's no penetration. This won't pass inspection."

Example 2:
"I had to redo the entire analysis because the previous engineer did a bluff job. Half the load calculations were copied from a different project and didn't even match our site conditions."

Example 3:
"The landscaper did a bluff job on our yard. The sod is already dying because he didn't prep the soil properly. Just rolled it out and called it done."

Example 4:
"Don't hire that contractor again. Every project turns into a bluff job with them. Looks fine in photos but falls apart within six months."

Example 5:
"My intern submitted what I can only describe as a bluff job. The report had a cover page and conclusions, but the middle section was just lorem ipsum text. Did he think I wouldn't read it?"
Related Terms:

Bluffed (verb): The act of performing a bluff job
Bluffing it (verb, present continuous): Currently executing subpar work

Synonyms:
Half-assed work, rush job, hack job
by NoBluffZone January 6, 2026
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Forbidden snow job

Cover an erect penis with snow and let the guy piss upwards so it covers the snow in piss and then let the woman give you a blow job
David: wanna give me a blow job
David's bitch: no I wanna try a forbidden snow job
David: you're a kinky bitch

David's bitch: nigga what
by Super fucker chud January 7, 2026
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