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Maniacal Box of Kittens

Someone who from a distance appears sweet and innocent but once in close range is wild and manic and will pull you to your own demise with their fluffy murder mittens.
She is like a Maniacal Box of Kittens. Irresistible and deadly.
by Maniacal Murder Mittens October 1, 2023
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Junk In The Box

A store that specializes in antiquities, uniquities and military surplus. Usually found in rural parts of Ohio. Recognizable by the big American flag on the building and it's hilarious, beautiful, witty, charming, friendly, and helpful manager who is overdue for a raise. If you see a Junk In The Box, approach it with a good sense of humor, a love for all things odd and Benadryl if you're allergic to dust.
"Have you ever been to Junk In The Box in Huntsville, Ohio?"
"Not yet, but the videos on their facebook page are hilarious!"
by Leonessanik October 7, 2023
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Alabama Squeeze Box

First coined by the youtuber "High Boi" during an explanation about the film "Rango". When 2 brothers simultaneously throat fuck and pound their sister form both sides.
Yo me and my brother showed our sister the Alabama Squeeze Box
by Confirmed degenerate April 7, 2024
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Pastry Box

After clogging a toilet with shit and toilet paper, you shut the lid and leave without plunging it.
Chad didn't have a plunger in his bathroom, so I left him a pastry box.
by Cumtown April 9, 2024
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Box Spy

Noun

A Box Spy is a type of player in the 2007 video game Team Fortress 2.

This player is a Friendly, which means they will not try to kill you, and are generally harmless.
As with most Friendlies, they can mostly be found on CTF and PLR maps, but can be occasionally be found on other kinds of map.

The Box Spy is a Spy player who uses the Box Trot taunt. This is a disguise to ward off danger. Most players know how to recognize a Box Spy, but newer players will think they are just a prop.

The Box Spy is a timid creature, usually they will sit still upon detecting movement. However, they are also very curious, as if you stay still near a Box Spy, they will usually come up to you.

If attacked, a Box Spy will discard their box, either to flee or to fight back.

How to approach a Box Spy:

Approaching a Box Spy is a careful task, as you must not spook them. Crouch-walking is the best way to approach them, as Box Spies see crouching as a gesture of good will. Once close, do not use any voieelines that may frighten them. Use reassuring voicelines like 'Cheers' or 'Positive'. If you are a Heavy, giving them a lunchbox item is also a good way to show a Box Spy you mean no harm.

Fun Fact: Although related, Box Spies are NOT a kind of Spy Crab. This is a common misconception among those who study Spyology.
Oh wow! A Box Spy! We should not try to spook it.
by Mr. Enderman April 21, 2024
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wasp box

The “wasp box” or “wasp boxing” refers to having an empty box with only a hole for your penis to fit in, placed around your penis with a wasp inside it. The box is then shaken or hit to get the wasp attacking. This is a new age penis enlargement that can add both girth and length to one’s piece.
Hey bro, I’ve been thinking about wasp boxing this weekend.”
by NotTheHeroWeAskedFor April 24, 2024
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Lanky Box

an insult used for someone who's over 6'0 and obese.
fat and tall guy: hey guys
some asshole: gtfo you lanky box
by Sethsterwastaken April 24, 2024
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