fat samson

A term used for long haired men, who would suck the shit out of another man's ass.

Clay Mathews is such a fat samson, he can probably taste the corn Aaron Rodgers ate last night.

by JeromeB March 12, 2018

Fat Yeet

When you yeet something with such intensity that your weight could rise.

I hit a fat yeet on Bill yesterday.

by Thot_Pockets December 13, 2018

Fat David

A Large white man named David

Some say he’s a myth
Some say a legend

Others call him One Big Cracker
Owner of Dinyo

Why is Fat David’s dad so fuckin wild

by YBoog69 October 21, 2025

fat fuck

nicocado avocado

person 1: fat fuck posted a new video
person 2: oh do you mean nicocado avocado

by "fatphobic" nah mate thats dum May 23, 2022

fat fingers friday

You have a run of screwing up what you’re typing and so you say loudly eff’n FAT Fingers Friday. BECAUSE you always rush stuff on the computer on Fridays and stuff it up because you’re in a hurry!

ARRRRRGH. I screwed it up again! I Fat Fingers Fridayed It (FFF).

by Da Kriss March 19, 2020

Fat cock

Oh! And that's the real reason you're not leaving your boyfriend after he cheats.

Hym "It's fat cock. His cock is fat so you're going to let him get away with it. It's the same reason you're letting Kendra get away with molesting the retard. It's the same reason you're letting a bunch of retards steal my shit. It's just fat cock."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

wicked fat dyke

Big ole thick lady that loves to muff dive with the most wettest gash in the land. Usually named after a great aunt or somethin that was also a lesbian but was born in a time when they wasn’t allowed to be one. Wendy Lawson sounds like one. Maybe you should go ask her sister if you know what I mean.

Peter: Did you hear about Wendy Lawson?

Quint: Yeah she got caught eatin her sister’s juicy peach last night under the bleacher at the football stadium.

Peter: Bummer, I thought she liked cock.

Quint: No sir, she’s what they call a “wicked fat dyke”

by Leland Bruce December 19, 2023