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i went on the urban dictionary today, I regretted my being alive.
by swagboi78 May 1, 2021
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Urban dictionary

What you're using right now idiot! Are you high or something?
Michael: *logs in to urban dictionary*
Michael: do you know what urban dictionary is?
Me: what you're using right now dumbass!
Michael: fuck you adam!!
by Your average pedophile October 13, 2018
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a place where edgy 12 year olds lie about them getting laid and calling people slurs. meanwhile they have school in the morning and their bedtime is 9 pm
guy 1: damn, urban dictionary is filled with trolls and ragebait nowadays.
guy 2: yeah it's toxic asf
by deputydipshit June 21, 2025
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Fuck Urban Dictionary

Literally fuck yourselves
Fuck Urban Dictionary because the mods here are all asshatted retards
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Urban Dictionary Editors

Stupid cocksucking fuck boys who never publish my definition.

However, that's not all.

When a definition is written, it gets sent to the cocksucking editors to determine whether it should be published or not. And here's the thing - they always accept the most dumb, absolutely doesn't-make-any-fucking-sense definitions about the most meaningless shit ever, but if it's the most hilarious, excellent definitions that make a lot of sense and have a lot of good sense of humor packed in them, they like to reject and piss on it.

And I bet you cocksucking fuck boy editors will reject this definition too, you cocksucking fuck boys.
And one more thing, editors - You all are cocksucking fuck boys.
Guy1: You doing good with writing your UD definitions?
Guy2: For fuck's sake, I've tried to published 20 of them and all those cocksucking fuck boy Urban Dictionary Editors keep rejecting them one-by-one!!!!! I've worked so hard of all of them
Guy1: Why's that?
Guy2: Obviously. They're cocksucking fuck boys.
Guy1: No shit.
by FUCKUDEDITORSBIGTIME March 19, 2021
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Urban Dictionary

You searched Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary. Do you think this is a fucking joke? I’ll fucking come to your house and murder you. You whore.
by 5 Lemons September 8, 2019
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