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john walmart

michel meijer's greatest rival alongside jake kroger,landon target,joe save a lot,and jason dollar tree
the john walmart movie is called thanksgiving
by Lesll October 30, 2018
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john thumb

A perfectly shaped shit which falls from one's out spout, sinking in your toilet water and clogging it. This dense anal crueller strategically seals thy throne drain just as that small boys thumb held back a wall of water.
The immense relief I felt after finally birthing the largest shit in history, was squashed when my toilet couldn't flush overflowing from my John Thumb.
by Apologetic Shiek January 17, 2024
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John cena

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John

There are many definitions on John, for there are many types of John.
1. That one cool dude you can appreciate

2. That annoying person at work, that you just tolerate

3. The silly goofball that thinks he's normal
4. That one neighbor who thinks he's annoying, but he's not
5. That one neighbor who thinks he's cool, but he's not
6. ext..

So if you have been in contact with a John, don't run away, because you never know what type of John you'll be encountering.
"Hey, do you remember John?"
"What type of John? "
"The cool one."
"Yeah, he was a cool John."
by Weirdalltheway September 2, 2022
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Kathrine Abild John

Kathrine Abild John er dum scary
by punic man October 4, 2021
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John Callahan

One of the best teachers you would ever have at Staten Island Technical High School. Pray to the Lord Buddha Allah Christ that you get him for your Russian teacher. Just don't sleep or be late for his class because it means смерть (death)!
Bob: You in tech right? Who do you have for Russian?
Jimmy: John Callahan
Bob: Lucky Bastard
by THEBESTMONKEYEATERALIVE251 November 28, 2023
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John

About 1 and 30 people are named John, so if you walk up behind 30 random people and whisper in their ear "I know where you live John", you're probably going to scare the fuck out of one of them.
by AgentComet March 14, 2022
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