Meat pie

When someone takes a shit whilst doing anal.

Damn Finn meat pied me last night, it was sick.

by Pastasauce.123 February 20, 2018

Meat chopper

When a girl sucks dick with braces and skin gets stuck in her mouth or leaves marks

Damn Gina, rebca gave me mad meat chopper marks last night

by Mr.lightskin July 11, 2016

Open Meat

A game were you and a group of friends run around away from each other defending your meat with one hand and trying to meat tap (hitting someones meat) another's meat with the other hand. At the end of the designated time whoever has the most meat taps wins and whoever has the reddest meat gets disqualified and then the next round starts and the same thing happens. The game lasts until one person is standing

Person: Hey yo! Open Meat!

Friend: Oh Shoot! He called open meat! You boys better cover up yo meat because i'm coming for it.

by Russwest44 February 5, 2020

Gypsy Meat

Over-seasoned and unidentifiable meat.

You want to keep your burger patties simple. Don't go adding all these herbs spices and seasonings into the meat. No one wants any gypsy meat.

by Shane Veasy March 16, 2024

the muddy meat dive

the act of doing the meat dive but instead of a vagina its an anus

oh god i need a shower i just did the muddy meat dive

by Plastic Catholic September 22, 2019

Child meat-shields

Literally every conflict on the conservative end turns into child meat-shields.

Hym "Nah. You're a retatd. Fuck you and your child meat-shields. The fact that I'm being boxed out of my own labor why you are being boosted to spread retarded bullshit is an affront to thought."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024

meat wash

a unisex term referring to oral favors of any type.

"That $96.00 appetizer is certainly worth a meat wash!"
OR
"So how was your date with that new girl last night?"
"Oh it was great, she allowed me to give her a meat wash!"

by meatspert February 3, 2010