Rock hard chest

Girls with smaller, average sized boobs that feel hard as a rock.

These girls’s breasts fun to hold and fondle.

I was doing it with her while her boyfriend was away. I fondled her boobs and they were really small and felt very hard. She’s got one rock hard chest. But she’s so sweet to me.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

stoned as a rock

When you penis is harder than hard.

Alex: Hey your penis is hard.
Drew: Yeah, it's stoned as a rock!

by solutionitis November 21, 2021

Rock port, Missouri

Rock port, Missouri is a great little town that is proud of its sports and for the most part great people

Wow!! I want to live in rock port, Missouri

by Broski_-_-_-_69 June 19, 2017

70’s rock hippie

an evolved hippie moving away from the Beatles and onto eagles and Kansas and Boston and Pink Floyd and shit like that

“My grandpa listens to Pink Floyd and he’s a 70’s rock hippie”

by diknbaus March 9, 2025

Rock Bottom Pussy

Guilty pleasure pussy. Usually an ex who has a good pussy and you keep coming back even when you have a girl.

She got that rock bottom pussy

by JokDok April 3, 2022

Classic-Rock

One of the last remaining genres of music that hasn't been abused to hell.

Guy Who Listens To Pop Music: HEY BRO YO CAN I CRASH HERE YOLO

Guy Who Listens to Classic-Rock: No, you are a stupid douche, come back when you have a real taste in music and culture.

by ThatGuyWhoPostsDefinitionsOnUD December 18, 2012

jock rock

Overly obnoxious and overly produced dad rock that lives and breathes toxic masculinity. (i.e. Journey and Aerosmith)

I'm glad Nirvana came around to put an end to jock rock.

by Ben Recob December 30, 2023